holy crap, new Daft Punk album
subspacetsundere: having feelings that you know are dumb being upset at yourself for having feelings that you know are dumb
rageroomies: YOU WANNA GO to my room to kiss and stuff??
the website for the new wariogame is called crowdfarter.com it’s like a fake kickstarter that actually takes fake donations if you don’t think that’s some hilarious shit, get out of my face
valperch: can i just tell someone, “i like you in a push-you-against-the-wall-and-make-out kind of way” ? Is this acceptable in society? of fucking course everyone should be making out everywhere all the time forever and ever amen
my-name-is-hilarious: theyahoostaff: yourfriendthecrow: I don’t know bout y’all, but the Yahoo staff are fucking HILARIOUS We are not fucking HILARIOUS HILARIOUS COME HERE AND TELL THEM THAT WE ARE NOT FUCKING theyahoostaff and i are just friends gOD
leftforbed: leftforbed: mcsnuggie: true self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn why would the movie eat my popcorn nevermind i get it
knightscrest: so good i made her times
h0llo: The down side of shuffling your iPod is middle school music
To hell with them. Nothing hurts if you don’t let it.– Ernest Hemingway (via milktree)
zeuspiss: im sorry… … i got some bad news… … . drinking tea doesn’t make you anymore intelligent or cultural. i know. take your time. I actually like tea sometimes
potential-and-difference: prop-215: dazegetbrighter: what if rocks are actually soft but just tense up when we touch them? How stoned are you right now? Was that a fucking pun?
FUCK YEAH, MUSIC TO BE PRODUCTIVE TO
manyeggs: an-egg: my children dad
hungrylikethewolfie: barackobama: guitarandmountaindew: stay-bene-amici: all my OTPs sittin’ in a tree HO-MO-SEXU-ALITY first comes love then comes marriage thanks obama you’re welcome.
FUCK YEAH, GONNA BE PRODUCTIVE THIS SUMMER GONNA WEAR A FUCKIN’ COMPUTER MONITOR ON MY HEAD GONNA PLAY SOME FUCKING MUSIC YEAH
florenceandthepoutines: I could go for a nice make-out session up against a wall right about now.
rosecoveredtardis: elisetheawesome: kyoukokiriqiri: why do we call periods “periods” when we can call them something cooler like “bloodstain fever” or ”the crimson horror” “haematic hell”?
running upstairs, holding my stomach, saying, “ooh, my head”
thelostpirate: how to sex: put the thing inside the stuff
stillwatersofconsciousness: radish is a really accurate name for a vegetable because they’re pretty cool but they’re not that cool like oddish. sort of odd, but not really