May 2013
holy crap, new Daft Punk album
subspacetsundere:
having feelings that you know are dumb
being upset at yourself for having feelings that you know are dumb
rageroomies:
YOU WANNA GO to my room to kiss and stuff??
the website for the new wariogame is called crowdfarter.com
it’s like a fake kickstarter that actually takes fake donations
if you don’t think that’s some hilarious shit, get out of my face
valperch:
can i just tell someone,
“i like you in a push-you-against-the-wall-and-make-out kind of way” ?
Is this acceptable in society?
of fucking course
everyone should be making out everywhere all the time
forever and ever amen
my-name-is-hilarious:
theyahoostaff:
yourfriendthecrow:
I don’t know bout y’all, but the Yahoo staff are fucking HILARIOUS
We are not fucking HILARIOUS
HILARIOUS COME HERE AND TELL THEM THAT WE ARE NOT FUCKING
theyahoostaff and i are just friends gOD
leftforbed:
leftforbed:
mcsnuggie:
true self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn
why would the movie eat my popcorn
nevermind i get it
knightscrest:
so good i made her
times
h0llo:
The down side of shuffling your iPod is middle school music
“To hell with them. Nothing hurts if you don’t let it.”
– Ernest Hemingway (via milktree)
5 tags
zeuspiss:
im sorry… … i got some bad news… … . drinking tea doesn’t make you anymore intelligent or cultural. i know. take your time.
I actually like tea sometimes
potential-and-difference:
prop-215:
dazegetbrighter:
what if rocks are actually soft but just tense up when we touch them?
How stoned are you right now?
Was that a fucking pun?
3 tags
FUCK YEAH, MUSIC TO BE PRODUCTIVE TO
manyeggs:
an-egg:
my children
dad
hungrylikethewolfie:
barackobama:
guitarandmountaindew:
stay-bene-amici:
all my OTPs sittin’ in a tree
HO-MO-SEXU-ALITY
first comes love
then comes marriage
thanks obama
you’re welcome.
FUCK YEAH, GONNA BE PRODUCTIVE THIS SUMMER
GONNA WEAR A FUCKIN’ COMPUTER MONITOR ON MY HEAD
GONNA PLAY SOME FUCKING MUSIC
YEAH
florenceandthepoutines:
I could go for a nice make-out session up against a wall right about now.
rosecoveredtardis:
elisetheawesome:
kyoukokiriqiri:
why do we call periods “periods” when we can call them something cooler like “bloodstain fever”
or ”the crimson horror”
“haematic hell”?
running upstairs, holding my stomach, saying, “ooh, my head”
thelostpirate:
how to sex:
put the thing inside the stuff
1 tag
stillwatersofconsciousness:
radish is a really accurate name for a vegetable because they’re pretty cool but they’re not that cool
like oddish. sort of odd, but not really
